I See You, Google

Last February I applied for a job at Google and got an interview, but I had just been assigned the wikiHow topic of “How to Get a Job at Google” and had spent hours researching it, reading article after article about how it was a horrible and bizarre experience, so I panicked and never called the Google woman back.

Now, I’m not saying that all of that wiki research I was forced to do ended up altering my brain, but I’m also not not saying that.

As an additional side note, I don’t actually have a real desire to work for Google. But I do live directly next to the Google campus, and I have some pressing questions. Like why do you have a food truck on the second floor? And a rock climbing wall that I can’t even see the bottom of? And an entire room dedicated to plants? I won’t even mention the treehouse made from an actual living tree I’ve spotted in there. Spill, please.