“I just don’t understand canes. How could they possibly keep you balanced? They have canes now that you can pour alcohol into and drink from them. But I don’t think that would help steady me either.”
“Stop drawing at the dinner table, this is the time when we mock each other.”
“Since you’re leaving soon, I feel like I should give you some advice. If you’re ever fighting over a balloon with someone, just let it go.”
“You should write down the things you don’t like about me because you’ll want to change these things about yourself later in life.”
Me: Mom, you have a problem where you can’t sit still without talking to people.
Mom: I know. It happens in church too, that’s why I don’t go.
Anddddd last but not least:
My brother: Mom said she’d buy Jimmy John’s for dinner. So a little while later I walked upstairs to ask her when she was buying it, and she said, “once I get to 6,000 followers on Instagram.”
Mom: It was a motivational treat for myself.
My brother: ….luckily she got there.
Mom: I got to 6,000 and then ordered Jimmy John’s, but then someone unfollowed me so I had 5,999. It was a moment of frustration.
Memoirable Moments 
this is my favorite
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